Saturday, September 25, 2010

the artist's reality

ULTIMATE TEMPTATION



Smugly, with essence of avarice
Drifting thickly through the glare
Of orange day, the price
Of life sticking in his stare,
Came the great, fat Tempter.


He came to the pauper artist,
Who with blinking bewilderment
Traveled into the dank mist
With the Tempter toward imminent
And ominous temptation.


Through the world’s icy mirror
Flashed dizzying opulence,
Succulent repasts, and a savor
Of worldly intemperance:
Jewels and spices and furs.


Then the great Tempter said,
“Tis yours, Man of Perfection,
And the cost accounted
Is mere painful perception
And pointed reflection.”


Yet the molder of visions
Turned away from the wealth.
Not forsaking his mission,
The Tempter, with stealth,
Again spun the mirror.


Through the chamber of chance
Echoed thundering applause
And ebullient chants
Of adoration for the cause:
Commendation of art.


Determined to hold
Against the devilish trick,
The artist was bold
And stood as a brick,
Solid and stern.


Then the Tempter yelled, “Lo!”
Before the artist appeared
A form divine with glow
Supreme as it neared
The perfect illumination.


“What, what price is that?”
Swooned the longing creator.
The Tempter smiled, “Incant
What I will, long day and hard labor
Are the only procurers.”


Spring 1968

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Friday, September 24, 2010

Buck must find two missing college students Ch.8

Russian serfs harvesting wheat for their noble landowner.


ENCOMIENDA


Chapter 8



I picked up sandwiches from a fast-food franchise and a couple beers and cokes from a convenience store and returned to the motel. On the table in my room, I wrote notes about the day’s events, and then I speculated on what may have happened to the boys. Were they in the car when it went into the canal? If they weren’t, what had happened to them? Had someone hijacked the car and left them dead elsewhere? Was the body in the canal the hijacker, who had lost control and gone into the canal? If the boys had been in the car when it went into the canal, where are they now? Could the bodies have been eaten by alligators and turtles and fish? That doesn’t seem plausible and not have any bones or skulls left in the canal. If they had survived the crash, could they have gotten out of the canal and wandered off and met some worse fate afterwards? Who was the third body and did he have anything to do with their disappearance? I need more data.

Iris ate her sandwich, drank the cokes and did some school work.

After I had drunk one of the beers – as often happens with alcohol and me – I began to grow sentimental and called Cyndi’s telephone number. I didn’t know if she would be there or not. She picked up on the fifth ring and said, “Hello.”

Was there ever a sweeter voice! I said, “Hi, sweetie.”

She hesitated several seconds and then said, “Buck?”

“Yeah, it’s me.”

“Have you been drinking?”

“Just a beer.”

“With you, that’s enough.”

“What’re you doing?”

“I’m doing some research, working on that article for the criminology journal. What’re you up to?”

“I’m in Naples, working on a case.”

“What’s this one?”

“Two missing college students.”

“Having any luck?”

“Some. We found the car they were driving, but no bodies.”

“Well, Buck, it’s good to hear from you, but I need to get back to work. The deadline is coming up fast.”

“Good hearing your voice.”

“Yours, too. Glad you’re all right.”

“Ok, talk to you later.”

“Sure. Ciao.”

I opened the second beer and sat in a chair by the bed.

I turned on the television, found the History Channel and settled into watching a program about Catherine the Great, Czarina of the Russian Empire. I’ve always loved history and its larger than life people. One fact that I hadn’t known about Russia was that Russian peasants had been free until Catherine’s reign. Wherever they settled and farmed was their land, but they could pick up and move whenever they wanted. Catherine perceived that as detrimental to the economy of the country, so she outlawed that practice. Thenceforth, peasants were tied to the land they were on and could not leave without the consent of the noble who owned the land. They had to supply the landowner with labor to raise cash crops and livestock or to work mines, and they could till a limited amount for themselves. That scheme seemed familiar to me.

Iris had fallen asleep. I went over and pulled the covers over her. I had forgotten to make her call her mother, but maybe she had called her earlier when I was doing something. I climbed into bed.

When I fell asleep I dreamed that snow covered the frozen land. I was dressed in fur from head to toe but I was still cold. I was scrambling over snow-covered hills and someone was chasing me, yelling “Come back! Come back!” The voice sounded like Cyndi’s.

I awakened in the middle of the night to find that I had left the air conditioner on maximum, so I staggered up and turned it down, drank a glass of water and fell back on the bed.

I awakened at eight the next morning, showered, shaved and called Lieutenant Suarez. He said, “Have you had breakfast?”

“No.”

“Meet me at the Denny’s on the highway. You know where it is?”

“Yeah, I’ve seen it.”

“Half an hour?”

“Sure.”

Once again, I left Iris sleeping. If her mother was a late riser, Iris had inherited the gene for sleeping in.

Suarez was at the restaurant when I arrived, ensconced in a booth near the front window. Freshly shaved and groomed, he looked five years younger than yesterday. He waved me over. “So, how are you?”

“You’re cheerful. You must have had your coffee already.”

“The pot is here. Pour yourself a cup.”

I did. “What’d you find yesterday?”

“Ok, here’s what we know so far. First, we recovered parts of another body, been in the water a long time, probably female. Curious, huh? Second, the male corpse had been dead only a day or two, so it had no involvement with your guys. Third, we found blue paint on the driver-side door, so it’s possible the boys were bumped into the railing rather than just lost control. We are, of course, looking into that. We’re checking local auto body shops to see who, if anyone, brought in a blue vehicle to get painted in the past month. Fourth, damage inside indicates the boys got tossed around pretty good; chances are very good that they were dazed and banged up when they got out. Fifth, no sign of the boys now, but today, some helicopters and swamp buggies are going to search around behind the canal, see if they wandered off that way. That’s it so far.”

“Can I get a copy of your report?”

“Sure.”

“Who were those other two bodies?”

“You think it’s important?”

“I don’t want to let anything slip by.”

“We have no names, but more than likely both the man and the woman were Mexican migrant workers. There’re tens of thousands of them in Immokalee this time of year. It’s not unusual for one or two a week to get drunk and fall into a canal. Sometimes they get out; sometimes they don’t.”

“Are there migrant camps near that canal?”

“Not real close. Maybe ten or fifteen miles.”

“That’s quite a drunk walk to the canal.”

“It happens.”

“Are autopsies being done?”

“Yeah, eventually, but they’d be at the tail end of the queue, since we don’t know that they’re connected to a crime.”

“What kinds of crops? What kinds of farms?”

“Tomatoes, peppers, beans, cucumbers, squash. There are a few private farmers but most of the farms are run by agribusiness companies.”

“How about illegal crops?”

“You mean marijuana? Yeah, we’ve busted a few of those, but they don’t last long. The DEA has too many spies in the sky. Oh, I see what you’re getting at. The boys may have stumbled onto an illegal operation and gotten silenced. I doubt that. Most of the marijuana growers around here have been local, small-time operators, not connected to combines or cartels. They’d rather cut and run than kill someone.”

“Could you call someone, see if any are currently functioning, just to be sure?”

“I can do that.”

“Last, the road to the Seminole lands – it’s about five miles south of Immokalee, isn’t it?”

“Right. You going out there?”

“Yeah, I know someone that I haven’t seen in a while. Thought I’d pay him a visit.”

End of Chapter 8
 
Yes, the Russians had their own encomienda system that enslaved the peasants to the nobility, and it was decreed by their monarch just as the Spanish had done.
 
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Sunday, September 19, 2010

contradictions



APPALLING FACTS



Dear Robert:
Few white moths exist
In the city. Dinginess,
The exhausting hydrocarbon pall,
Blemishes all, marks white
A deadly lack, creates
The urban black moth
(reborn/
A fallen angel).
White spiders become bull’s-eyes,
Jerky sideshow targets
For clenched newsprint.
Blooms wear blackface.
The “design” is Darwin’s.
Life mimes reality.

1980

Educated readers will at once recognize that this poem is a contradiction to a famous poem. The “Robert” to whom the poem is addressed is Robert Frost, one of America’s greatest poets. The poem it seems to contradict is “Design.” Below is Frost’s more famous poem.


DESIGN


I found a dimpled spider, fat and white,
On a white heal-all, holding up a moth
Like a white piece of rigid satin cloth --
Assorted characters of death and blight
Mixed ready to begin the morning right,
Like the ingredients of a witches' broth --
A snow-drop spider, a flower like a froth,
And dead wings carried like a paper kite.


What had that flower to do with being white,
The wayside blue and innocent heal-all?
What brought the kindred spider to that height,
Then steered the white moth thither in the night?
What but design of darkness to appall?--
If design govern in a thing so small.

Frost’s poem is a sonnet, which fits his purpose very well to explain design in a poem of fixed meter and rhyme. My reply could not have taken the form of a sonnet since my purpose is to show that no intelligent designer has arranged the earth for us, but its elements are a natural transformation influenced by the environment in which living beings exist.

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Cats and jewelry


HOW DIAMONDS ARE FOR CATS



Butterfly’s a fascinated feline
Bound by baubles
Glittering gold or
Prismatic moonlight
Through faceted shafts of jewels.


She captures
The flame in her own beams,
Takes the gleam, a ring,
To the glazed tile
Flooded by the silver moon.


Her own agates had disdained
Emeralds or tiger’s eyes or jade—
Even an opal of fire—
Chose only the incandescent ice.


What taste!
How astute!


Sleek in her calico,
Odalisque,
She disavows a theft.
Such sparkle was her due.



8/30/1980

"How Diamonds Are for Cats" was first published in Monsters in a Half-way House, 1981.  Another serendepitous moment.  My sister had left her jewelry box open on the dining room table.  Our calico cat Butterfly had chosen--of all the possible items--a diamond ring and taken it to the kitchen floor where the moonlight like a spotlight illuminated the area. I had risen from sleep to get a drink of water and saw the cat, entranced by the glittering diamond, lying on the kitchen floor.  When I picked up the ring to return it to the box, Butterfly gave an irritated "meow" to show her displeasure at losing the instrument of her pleasure.  I imagine that to a cat's sensitive eyes, looking at a diamond in the moonlight must be like listening to Mozart's 20th concerto in the rain or viewing the Grand Canyon at sunset--a flood of sensations.
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Buck must find missing college student Ch.7



ENCOMIENDA

Chapter 7



Suarez looked at the shoe, “We got both shoes for the pair. Things should get interesting now. I called the divers back to hook up the Toyota.” We watched the driver back the tow truck to the bank directly across from the float, which shuddered and shifted in the breeze like a tardy conscience. Suarez lit another cigarette and inhaled but expelled the smoke quickly.

We heard the low pulsing murmur of the motorboat and turned to the approaching sound. The two men were signaling. Suarez took another drag off his cigarette and with the exhalation said, “They found something.” We walked to the bank to where the boat was pushing in. The checker threw us a line and we hauled them in. The driver called Sam shouted, “We got a floater! Help us get him out!”

With the boat solidly on the bank, Suarez and I grabbed the shoulders of the drenched body dressed in jeans and T-shirt while the other two lifted its legs over the edge of the boat. The body without the spirit was surprisingly light. We propped the corpse up until they got out of the boat, hoisted its legs, and the four of us carried it to the sheeting, where we laid it down face up.

We stood and looked down at the body. It had carried a male human being. But it looked too old to have been one of the boys. Suarez said, “I’m not sure. I mean the water and rot could have done something to the skin, but this corpse looks to be middle-aged.”

I said, “Well, it doesn’t look like either of the boys anyway. It’s too thin to have been Paulie and too short to have been Nano.”

“Jesus, Mary. You mean we’ve got a third corpse on our hands?”

“I’m sure it’s not one of the boys.”

“Damn it!” He jerked out his cell phone and punched the numbers, flicking the cigarette into the canal at the end. He spoke into the phone. “Dorinda, we got a floater out at the canal site. Get us a medical examiner. Thanks.”

He turned to the boatmen. “Well, shit. Do you guys remember where you found him?”

Sam said, “We marked it.”

“Good. Okay, get your gear on and hook up the tow line.”

Behind me I heard a familiar voice say, “Cool.”

I turned and there was Iris in her jeans and orange sweatshirt. She had an excited look and was gazing at the corpse.

Suarez said, “Hey, this is a crime scene. You’ll have to leave.”

I said, “It’s all right, Lieutenant. She’s with me. Iris Dabney, meet Lieutenant Suarez. Iris is traveling with me.”

I walked over and said, “How the hell did you get out here?”

“Hitched, of course.”

“Well, you have to stay out of the way. Did you call your mother?”

“No, this is more interesting. Is that one of the boys?”

“No, too old.”

“Wow, another mystery.”

“Can you stay out of the way?”

“Sure,” she said without much conviction.

We watched the process. The tow truck lowered its chained cable into the water until nearly seventy feet of it was underwater. The divers went down. A quarter of an hour later, they bobbed up and gave the pull sign and swam to shore. The tow truck operator hit a lever and the winch creaked and turned. The cable drew taut and slowly began reeling in, the water popping off the cable from its jerking tension. In a few minutes the white top of the Samurai appeared, then the trunk, and then the whole car was sliding backward up the bank. Water spilled out from the car. When the rear of the car was slightly raised over the top of the bank, the operator reversed the lever and the winching stopped. He hopped into the cab and gunned the truck forward. The Samurai, slithered up and over the bank. The truck stopped. I noticed the driver-side door of the Samurai was dented.

Suarez and I went over and looked inside the Samurai. The interior was surprisingly clean. Some silt and detritus had settled in of course, but not as much as I would have guessed. The key was still in the ignition. No bodies were visible. Two battered suitcases lay in the back seat, one in the front. A cell phone was on the floorboard.

We walked around and looked at the passenger side of the car. The door was dented and scraped, which I would have thought to be the case. Suarez said, “Looks like you may be right. A rainy day. They slide, hit the dirt shoulder, begin to flip but the railing catches them and the car bangs, slides and splashes into the canal. It must have turned one full rotation in order to land on its wheels.”

“Maybe. Or it could’ve hit sideways and flipped upright before settling.”

“I suppose. Well, let me get the tag number. Don’t touch anything. This is our crime scene now. Why don’t you get some lunch? I’ll fill you in later.”

About then I heard the whup-whup-whup of a helicopter and looked up. The media had arrived. Channel 8’s crew was circling and slowly descending in their logo-emblazoned chopper. A cameraman with a video camera was shooting the crime scene. Suarez was trying to wave them away. He grabbed his cell phone and punched it furiously; over the din of the chopper, he yelled, “Dorinda, send some patrol officers out here! I need traffic control! The goddamn media is arriving!”

I decided that lunch suddenly seemed like the right idea. I led Iris quickly to my car and drove us north to the bridge back to the highway. As I turned onto the bridge, the medical examiner’s van was turning onto it from the highway. A mile away I saw two patrol cars, their lights flashing blue and red, barreling south on the highway. I turned south onto Highway 29, away from the madness, back toward Naples.

I found a restaurant with a bar and a television. We sat at a booth and ordered a seafood salad and iced tea. I was halfway through the salad when the news came on. The video was an overhead shot of the tow truck and the Samurai and a pan to the body on the plastic sheeting. The newscaster said, “This morning police investigators pulled a car and a body out of the canal along Highway 29. What the car and body were doing there has not yet been determined. We’ll keep you up to the minute on Naples’ up-to-the-minute news channel.”

I knew that the Miami stations would most likely pick up the story and the video feed for the evening news, so I got out my cell phone and called Señor Concepción. He answered after two rings. “Hello.”

“Señor Concepción, this is Buck Jaspers. We found Nano’s car.”

“Bueno. And the boys?”

“No, I’m sorry. But I want you to know because the media is out there, and there will probably be something on the news tonight. A body was found near the car, but it’s not Nano or Paulie. I saw it up close and can vouch for that.”

“Thank you. I guess that’s good news.”

“Well, it’s not bad news, but we still don’t know the end of the story. All we know is that the trip to Tampa stopped a little north of Alligator Alley. So, I’m going to stay here and see what else I can find out.”

“Thank you, Mr. Jaspers. Thank you. Err . . . should I come there?”

“Not yet, but there is something you can do. Inform Nano’s automobile insurer that the car has been found, was in an accident, and is totaled. The Collier County Sheriff’s Department will be filing a report on the vehicle. You could even videotape the bit on the news as evidence.”

“Yes, I’ll do that.”

Then I called the office. Caridad was on the job. “Hi, it’s me, just reporting in. I found the boys’ car.”

“And?”

“It went into a canal, but the boys weren’t in it, so I’m going to wait around here, get the police report, and try to figure out what angle to pursue next. Were you able to run any financials?”

“Just the bare essentials since both fathers work and live outside the States. Concepción looks solid; Menendez, too. Either could be a target for ransom. Up to a million dollars between them. Could that be a motive? Take the boys and ditch the car?”

“It could be if a ransom had been asked for, but it hasn’t. Is Ruben in?”

“Yes.”

“Switch me over.”

But Ruben had little to report. Yes, the Menendez family was against the Chavez administration, but Chavez has shown little stomach for revenge violence. He doubted a political connection. No weird lifestyle reports, although Menendez probably had a mistress – not uncommon for a wealthy South American businessman.

Iris said, “You work pretty hard.”

“Thanks. The sooner I solve a case, the more cost-efficient it is.”

“Why do regular cops seem so frantic?”

“I wasn’t aware they did.”

“They do to me.”

“Well, for one thing, they can’t pick and chose their cases. They have to handle every case that comes along, so they’re busier than private cops.”

“That makes sense.”

“Glad you approve. Call your Mom.”

“Later. She sleeps late anyway.” I let her return to the crime scene with me. At least I’d know where she was.

When we got back to the crime scene, the tow truck and Samurai and pick-up truck and boat and trailer and the Channel 8 helicopter were gone, the crime scene van and medical examiner van were pulling out. The uniformed officers and Suarez were heading toward their vehicles.

I honked and stopped next to Suarez. He looked tired. He said, “Hey, look, it’s getting late and I’m beat. I missed lunch. So, can I fill you in tomorrow?”

“Sure.”

He handed me his card. “Here, call me after 8:30.”

END of Chapter 7


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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Let's be on our best behavior



Origins of Mind Your P’s and Q’s


Mind your P’s and Q’s means “to be on one’s best behavior.” From where did this intriguing construction come? Several theories exist. Here are some of the most popular: (1) from a corruption of “Mind your Please and Thank-yous”; (2) from printing foibles as the letters p and q could be easily confused; (3) from the pint or quart tallies on pub charts in England; and (4) from nautical pea-coat and seaman’s queue. However, the most likely theory (5) is that it comes from pied and queue as spoken by French-speaking dance masters to English children of the nobility. I believe that theory five is the most likely linguistic route as it matches best with historical timing, sociolinguistic adoption patterns and syntax, and hierarchical diffusion patterns.

All theories have the aforementioned admonishment arising in Great Britain sometime after the English Civil War (1641–1651) and Restoration of the Stuart kings (1660), or late 17th century and early 18th century. This historical timing eliminates theory one since concern with pleases and thank-yous does not occur as a connection with this dictum until the 20th century (OED). Printing began in Europe in the 15th century, so one would expect that sometime in the 16th century in England that first references to p’s and q’s as derived from theory two would have occurred. However, the earliest notations (pees and kews 1602 and 1607) are in Thomas Dekker’s plays and seem to refer to barmaids and roustabouts who are energetic and combative (OED). No notations specifically related to printing have been attested (OED). No notations regarding bar tabulations of theory three arose at any point so cannot be substantiated (OED). Also, no notations of pee (theory four) referring to the rough-hewn pea-coat and queue referring to a sailor’s tarred pigtail have been noted (OED). In fact, the use of queue to refer to a sailor’s pigtail was not noted until 1774 (OED), but that fact brings us back to the most plausible theory (5), which also involves queues (the powered wig with tail of the nobility).

Historically, the French connection rings true. Reference to P’s and Q’s signifying courtesy or good behavior began to be sprinkled through English in the 18th century beginning in 1756 (OED). Between the years 1660 and 1763 relations between Stuart England and Bourbon France were good: the English kings were back in control with the advice and consent of parliament, and French royalty was enjoying the Golden Age of the Louie’s. “During the term of then king Louis XIV (1635-1715) state balls became very elegant affairs with the minuet being termed ‘The Queen of Dance’”(StreetSwing.com 1999). Louis XIV performed the minuet himself in 1653 at Poitou, and the dance was to dominate every king and queen and their courts for 150 years (StreetSwing.com 1999). According to Judith Cobau, minuet dancing manuals were being printed as early as 1711, and in 1725 Pierre Rameu wrote that there was not a court in Europe that did not have a French dance master (1984). The nobility of Europe took to the minuet as easily as they took to the wigs popularized by Louis XIV. “Among the important facets in the development of French Baroque dance was the invention of a dance notation system, which was originally conceived as a method whereby courtiers could learn the fashionable dances. With the adoption of this system for recording various dances, the French court dance and manners spread far beyond the borders of France”(Aldrich 1998). Raoul-Auger Feuillet published a system in 1700. Feuillet's publication, Chorégraphie, ou l'art de décrire la dance par caractères, was reprinted three times; the last, in 1713 (Aldrich). “In 1706, John Weaver translated the work into English (Orchesography, reissued in 1715)” (Aldrich).

Furthermore, not only was the nobility captured by the dance, but its steps spread to other classes, including the colonial subjects of England’s king. The minuet was introduced to England by Charles II (The Covent Garden Minuet Company 2001). It quickly spread from the court of the king to the lower nobility. “[T]he ‘Master of Ceremonies’ [was] Beau Nash (1674-1761) at Bath [where] the French dance would become the only . . . dances in these ‘Polite Society’s’ programs”(StreetSwing.com). On April 15, 1751, Peter Manigault wrote a letter from London to his mother in South Carolina:

"I have learned to dance almost six Months, and as I have a great Inclination to be a good Dancer, am resolved to continue learning a few Months longer, I am to go pretty often this Summer to an assembly at Chelsea, in Order to compleat myself in that genteel Science. I have been three or four times this Winter, at an Assembly at Mileud: the first time I danced a Minuet in public, my Knees trembled in such a Manner, that I thought, I should not have been able to have gone through with it, however by taking all Opportunities of dancing in Public, I have got over that foolish Bashfulness." (Weber July 1930)

In fact, George Washington’s favorite dance was the minuet, and he was an accomplished dancer (StreetSwing.com). Washington was the soon-to-be general of the Continental Army and then first president of the new country The United States of America. So, the minuet fits into the timeframe when Mind your P’s and Q’s was becoming an aphorism in the English-speaking world.

Now let us look at the sociolinguistic circumstances that would promote the saying Mind your P’s and Q’s. Passing over theory one, which has already been eliminated through historical timing, we arrive at theory two: that the saying arose from a confusion of the letters p and q in typesetting. In the 18th century many more books and pamphlets were being published than ever before, and many more people were learning to read and write. Except for dyslexics, none of these millions of new readers and writers seems to have had a problem with p’s and q’s. I can very well imagine that printing shop owners and managers would direct their apprentices to be careful in setting up type faces. Indeed, if particular type faces were often confused, I can imagine shopkeepers putting up signs that said “Be Aware of p’s and q’s,” but no such signs exist. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), a master printer and shopkeeper and voluminous writer who enjoyed especially pointing out human quirks and foibles, never mentions a problem with p’s and q’s; neither does Johannes Gutenberg (c. 1398-1468), the original printer and typesetter who used 70,000 printers’ types to print the Bible. More glaring is the fact that the admonishment uses capital P’s and Q’s, not the lowercase ones that could be confused in typesetting. Also, if fine distinctions and meticulous application were the source of the saying, then such a saying would be related to writing and the humanities, but it isn’t. In fact, there exists another saying that fits that purpose: Dotting one’s i’s and crossing one’s t’s. Theory two has little sociolinguistic support.

Theory three claims that the P’s and Q’s come from abbreviations of pint and quart on charts in English pubs. However, where did these charts exist? I can find not one mention of such charts, nor can I find a single image of such charts. This theory sounds like folk etymology formed after the fact. If any P’s and Q’s were being written down, it was by bartenders and barmaids on pads of paper for each customer—the well-worn, traditional tab-keeping method. Such P’s and Q’s would not be the kind to make a mark on the consciousness of the public. I also doubt that “minding pints and quarts” would be heard since the very livelihood of barkeeps depends on keeping tabs; it would be imbued in their psyches. No barmaid that lost track of her customer’s bill would ever keep her job. This theory has no support. Besides, socio-linguistically speaking, if this saying had traveled a natural route, since it has more to do with financial bookkeeping, it would have appeared as a saying of financiers and economists, as did Getting your ducks in a row. Mind your P’s and Q’s didn’t.

Theory four adheres to a nautical genesis. This theory would ring truer if pea-coats and queues were always together, but they weren’t. Sailors in tropical waters rarely wore pea-coats, which were made of rough wool and were quite uncomfortable in warm weather. I also have trouble imagining a queue crusted with tar being very popular with any men. Queues, yes, for pigtails would be a common solution for a ship with no barber, but tarring them? Making them heavy and hot? That seems silly. Besides, how much nautical terminology enters a public’s vocabulary? The public generally grasps only the most basic concepts like anchors and sails and rudders—but not pea-coats and queues. Moreover, I can’t see a British captain caring about or making an order to “mind your pea-coats and queues.” Can anyone imagine the captain in the 2003 movie Master and Commander giving such an order? During his ship’s cruise, he had far more significant events and behaviors to occupy his mind. I’ve read many seafaring novels and seen many seafaring movies, and I never recall one captain making such an absurd order—not even obsessive captains who might have focused on meticulous details; for example, Ahab in Moby Dick, Bligh in Mutiny on the Bounty, Queeg in The Caine Mutiny. Which linguistic route would such a saying take? If it means getting things in order, then it would have been a companion to shipshape, which means just that, but Mind your P’s and Q’s is no companion to that other idiom.

However, theory five’s pieds and queues of the minuet seem much more likely to have been transformed into P’s and Q’s. The minuet involves intricate steps, including bows and, on the part of gentlemen, doffs of hats to the ladies.

"The minuet has an introduction and four figures:
1. the S or Z figure, which was repeated as often as the gentleman desired;
2. the giving of right hands;
3. the giving of left hands;
4. the giving of both hands.

Each minuet step requires two measures of 3/4 time music, and both Rameau and Tomlinson provided descriptions of two popular steps: pas de menuet à deux mouvements, and pas de menuet à trois mouvements. Although considered one of the least technically complicated dances of the era, its importance lay in the quality, assurance, and bearing of the performers, who moved to the elegant music of the finest composers in Europe. The minuet remained a standard, albeit altered, into the mid-twentieth century in Europe and the Americas (Aldrich).

Important in determining the rhythmic components of the dance, bends (pliés) were made on the upbeat of the music and risings (éléves) were performed on the downbeat. For springing steps, such as jetés, the bend and rise were performed on the upbeat; the landing falls on the downbeat. The legs were rotated out approximately forty degrees and the performance of Baroque steps was characterized by controlled, well-defined, and often rapid footwork, all to be performed effortlessly" (Aldrich).


Lord Chesterfield told his son,

"Do you mind your dancing while your dancing master is with you? As you will be often under the necessity of dancing a minuet, I would have you dance it very well. Remember that the graceful motion of the arms, the giving of your hand, and the putting off and putting on of your hat genteely are the material parts of a gentleman’s dancing." (The Covent Garden Minuet Company 2001)


According to Boberg, “Sociolinguistic studies of language changes have shown that personal interaction is the catalyst for the diffusion of at least some kinds of linguistic innovation” (2000). Imagine a French dance instructor trying to get English children to perform those intricate steps. To do so would take immense patience and much repetition. The boisterous male children of the English nobility, wearing powdered wigs with tails and shoes with buckles would, of course, be admonished to be careful with their placement of feet (pieds) and when bowing and doffing their hats, to perform it gently and gracefully so as not to displace the wig (queue). The children would hear the instructions to “Mind your pieds et queues” many times in the course of learning the minuet. Their parents if they watched would hear it, too, and had probably heard it themselves as children. The children, as children do, would repeat it to one another, sometimes seriously, sometimes humorously, sometimes mockingly. And they would hear it one more time as they left home for a dance. “Remember, mind your P’s and Q’s,” the parents might have said, making the command sound more English. The corruption of pieds (pi-es) and queues (Kus) from the French pronunciation to the simpler Anglicized P’s (piz) and Q’s (kjuz) follows a well-worn path when foreign words are adopted into English. Sir Francis Bacon’s French reciproque  becomes the English recriprocal, and the French bonhomme  transforms into bonhomie (OED).

Moreover, Mind your P’s and Q’s is structured in the time-honored parental command syntax ([S]-V-DO), similar to “Comb your hair,” “Wash your hands,” “Eat your vegetables,” or “Brush your teeth.” First comes the imperative verb Mind with its understood subject (you); the verb is followed by the possessive pronoun marker your; finally appears the direct object P’s and Q’s.

Also particular to children is, when putting pen to paper, to capitalize the P and Q rather than go with the lowercase p and q. If the first generation of English noble children learned the minuet in the late 1600s and early 1700s, then the second generation—including bourgeoisie English and colonial Americans—to learn the dance would have lived in the mid 1700s. Most probably this second generation transliterated the spelling and solidified the Anglicized pronunciation that appears in both English and American versions. Thus, pieds et queues travels a most likely linguistic route to P’s and Q’s.

Furthermore, Theory five also fits in with hierarchical diffusion patterns while the other theories do not. Hierarchical diffusion is the concept that an idea or innovation spreads by moving from greater to lesser places, often leaping distances between places, and often influenced by social elites (“Hierarchical Effects” 2001). Theories two (typesetting problems), three (pub tabulations) and four (seamen’s fashions) would require the diffusion pattern to be a reverse hierarchical pattern, but since almost all of European and American societies had existed for centuries under monarchs, that reverse hierarchical distribution would take place is very unlikely. No monarchs (whether emperor or king) would have adopted the habits and concerns of barmaids, printing apprentices, or common sailors—nor would any of the lower nobility.

Hence, it is more than likely that in hierarchical systems that hierarchical diffusion would take place. Thus, Roman culture and the Latin languages and the Christianity of the Popes were diffused throughout much of Europe through hierarchical diffusion. In early modern Europe, kings and the nobility were the celebrities of their times. Other classes imitated the ones above them. One prime example is the use of wigs, which were popularized by Louis XIV, the most powerful person in Europe during his age. Louis shaved the hair from his head and replaced it with a wig because his own hair was graying and pustules covered the royal scalp (due to gonorrhea and poor hygiene). Because the Sun King wore wigs, the nobility of France and then the nobility of all Europe began wearing wigs. Likewise, once Louis had danced the minuet, it became the dance of all Europe and all European colonial possessions. French dance masters spread the dance with its intricate steps and movements. Moreover, since the French were the dominant political and cultural force in the world at that time, that a French saying is picked up and becomes Anglicized by English and Americans would fit in with a hierarchical diffusion pattern. The admonishment of the French dance masters traveled with the diffusion of the dance to England and North America, where children continue to be told to mind their P’s and Q’s, even in the 21st century. P’s and Q’s came from pieds et queues.



Works Cited and Bibliography

Aldrich, Elizabeth. “Baroque Dance.” Dance Instruction Manuals. 1998. Web. 3 April 2010.

Boberg, Charles. “Geolinguistic Diffusion and the U.S.–Canada Border.” Language Variation and Change, (2000), 12; 1-24. Web. 11 April 2010.

Cobau, Judith. “The Preferred Pas de Menuet.” Dance Research Journal, (Fall 1984), 16, 2. Web. 3 April 2010.

Colonial Music Institute. “How to Dance a Minuet.” 18 September 2001. Web. 3 April 2010.

Covent Garden Minuet Company. “The Minuet.” 2008. Web. 3 April 2010. http://www.minuetcompany.org/theminuet.html

“Cultural Diffusion.” n.d. Web. 8 April 2010. http://teacherweb.ftl.pinecrest.edu/snyderd/APHG/Unit%201/2Review.htm

“Hierarchical Effects.” Glossary. Human Geography in Action. 2001. John Wiley & Sons. Web. 11 April 2010.

Johnstone, Barbara. “Language and Place.” Cambridge Handbook of Socialization. 2010. Web. 11 April 2010.

Kroeber, Alfred. L. “Stimulus Diffusion.” American Anthropologist. 42,1. January-March 1940. Web. 12 April 2010. http://escholarship.org/uc/item/0qn3s0z7#

“P’s and Q’s.” Oxford English Dictionary (OED). 2010. Web. 3 April 2010.

Webber, Mabel. “Peter Manigault’s Letters” [to his mother in Charleston, SC] The South Carolina Historical and Genealogical Magazine 31/3 (July, 1930), 277. Web. 3 April 2010.

Shaw, Dorothy. “The Minuet.” History of Square Dancing. European Association of American Square Dancing Clubs. 25 June 1999. Web. 3 April 2010. http://eaasdc.de/history/sheminue.htm

StreetSwing.com. “Dance History Archives.” 1999. Web. 3 April 2010.

This article was originally submitted to PMLA, but was rejected (2010).  I feel the argument is valid, even though it may not have met the rigorous standards of the Modern Language Association.  Aphra Behn would have lived during this time; her monarch would have been Charles II, mentioned in this article.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

another concurrence of paths



RED HAWK AT "THE BLUE MONSTER"



The flutter startled me;
Right before me perched,
Drawing in its red wings,
A golden-eyed hawk staring bravely at me,
Its eyes as sharp as its curved beaked.


The Cherokee in me saw it
As a messenger from the Manitou.
Did it have news about the path I was on?
Something to say about drive and focus?


The white Euro in me was confused to see
This “Natural Wonder” in the cityscape.
Was it after a green parrot
In the flock of exotic escapees
In the wind-waving eucalyptus?
Had it caught a mouse in the rough
Off fairway Nine? A baby carp
In Five’s water hazard? A lizard
In the sand trap on Six? It sat
Plump and strong and proud.
Had it already aced the hole
And fed on iguana
Or a stray rabbit curled on the green?


Then a flap – it rose, retracting
Its bladed talons, over me,
Having finished its round,
And soared, letting me know
That it could wing with me
Anytime, anywhere.


2003

When I lived near Doral, my running path took me by the golf course.  One day I had another serendipitous moment when a hawk, usually not found in cities, alighted on a fence in front of the route I was traveling.  I stopped because I didn't want to scare it away.  I found it extraordinarily, powerfully beautiful.  This poem was included in the unpublished collection Operose Hierodule, 2008.
 
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Friday, September 10, 2010

Buck must find two missing college students Ch.6




ENCOMIENDA


Chapter 6


A Collier County Sheriff’s Department patrol car pulled up next to us about ten minutes after I made the call. Two deputies, the driver – a tall, burly, middle-aged man – and the passenger – a thickset young woman, got out of the car and walked over. The male deputy said, “You the one called in an accident?”

“Yes.”

“Did you see it happen?”

“No, it happened about a month ago.”

The deputies exchanged glances. The young one’s glance seemed to be saying, What’s this, a crazy? The older one’s, I’ve seem ‘em all, but this is a doozey.

I pulled out my detective’s license and showed it. “I know it sounds strange, but I’ve been hired by a father to find his son. He and a friend were traveling from Miami to Tampa and disappeared somewhere along the way. They were driving a red and white car.” I pointed to the paint marks on the railing. I showed them the faded map and the tennis shoe. “I found these in the water.”

The two peered over the railing into the water as if they could derive some confirmation. The male removed his Stetson and scratched his head, “Well, Mr. Jaspers, could’a’ happened. These here canals are pretty deep, near a hunnerd feet some of ‘em. If no one saw him go in, he could be feedin’ the fishes. Was he drivin’ at night?”

“No, but it might have been raining. There are no skid marks.”

“Uh huh, going a trifle fast and start planing over a strip of puddle and next thing you know you’re slamming into the rail and going airborne.”

The female said, “Splashdown.”

The male said, “When did this happen?”

“About a month ago, December 7.”

“Yup, that was a messy week as I recall. Martha, wasn’t that when that cold air blew in and clamped everybody down fer a while?”

“Yes, I believe it was,” replied Deputy Martha.

I said, “Can you get some equipment here to locate the car?”

The beefy deputy, the strip tag pinned on his chest pocket displaying Johnson, grinned at me. “Sure, we can do that, but I doubt if it can all be done today. It’ll be dark in a few hours, so they’re not likely to even get started today. I have to make my report first. You got somewhere to stay?”

“Any motels in the area?”

“Your best bet is Naples, Mr. Jaspers. Here’s my card. Call me at the number tomorrow morning. I’ll tell you what we got cooking. Who’s the girl?”

“The daughter of a friend. I gave her a ride home from Miami. Lives in Fort Myers.”

* * * *

I drove into Naples but stopped once beside the road to call the office. Caridad answered. “Hey, Boss, I was just about to call you. I got your weather report. A cold front of arctic air had moved in from the north. It was a general overcast with scattered showers. Temperature: 45 to 57 degrees.”

“Thanks, Cari. Good work. Is Ruben there?”

“Sure, just a minute.” She transferred me to Ruben’s phone.

He said, “Compadre, how’ you doing?”

“Fine, Ruben, but I’ve probably got bad news for Concepción. I think we’ve located his son’s car, but it’s in deep, black water. We’ll try to find it tomorrow.”

“Too bad. Lo siento.”

“Did you get a line on the Menendez’ kid’s father?”

“I found a Venezuelan connection who knows the family, although he’s not a personal friend. He says the family is well-known, wealthy and definitely not a fan of El Presidente Chavez. The father has investments in and connections to both the oil industry and the soft drink distribution business and some clothing stores. That’s all so far.”

“Ok, keep digging. I’ll probably be here at least through tomorrow. Depends on what we find in the canal.” I clicked off.

To Iris I said, “Looks like I won’t be able to get you home tonight. Call your mother.”

“Great.” She punched the keypad and then said, “Mom, I won’t get home tonight. Something’s developed in the case, so we have to stay here.” She passed the phone to me.

I said, “Hello, Ms. Channing.”

“You’re not bringing her here?”

“No, I have to stay in Naples tonight. I got a break in the case.”

“Is she helping you with the case?”

“No, she’s just curious. Can you drive down to get her?”

“Not tonight. I have a previous engagement.”

“Then I’ll put her up in a motel for the night.”

“Her own room?”

“Well, I could let her stay with me if it’s ok with you. I’m not a wealthy man. Either way, she’ll be fine.”

“I sense I can trust you Mr. Jaspers. I’d prefer that she didn’t have her own room if you know what I mean.”

“I do.”

I told Iris, “Looks like you’ll be staying with me tonight.”

“Cool.”

The cheapest motel I could find with vacancies cost $98 a night. I signed in and claimed Iris as my daughter, located a good restaurant a few blocks away and treated Iris and me to a dinner of frog legs and salad, which somehow seemed appropriate. At least the motel room was clean, cool and comfortable.

I let Iris clean up first. When she was finished, I washed up.

When I came out of the bathroom, I found her sitting cross-legged on her bed and watching CSI on the TV.

She said, “Do you like this show?”

“It’s good entertainment, but it’s not realistic.”

“Why not?”

“Well, for example, real CSI people just investigate the crime scene. They don’t assist on stakeouts or tails or participate in raids, and normally they don’t interview the suspects.”

“Shit. You’ve ruined the show for me.”

“You asked. Besides it’s late and I need to get some sleep, so you have to turn off the television and the lights.”

“Geez, you’re just like my parents.”

“Same age group – generally speaking.”

She turned off the TV and the lights. I heard her get into bed.

I slept well despite my fondness for my own apartment. Before I fell asleep I thought of my cats and Cyndi. I hoped Churchill and Franklin were content back there. I’d left them one of those timed feeders, plenty of water and clean litter boxes. They should be fine for a few days. Cyndi, of course, was more complicated. She would be fine with or without me, but I couldn’t shake the idea that she would be with me some day, some way. I remembered her smell and her touch.

When I woke the next morning, I made the complimentary pot of coffee, shaved, showered and dressed in jeans, a cotton pullover and hiking boots. My loafers were soaked from the canal. I let Iris sleep.

I called Deputy Johnson, who told me that a boat and a couple divers would be out at the accident site soon. “By the time you have breakfast and drive out there, they should be at work. A homicide detective will be there, too. His name’s Suarez. Lieutenant Suarez. He’ll be in charge. I told him you’d probably go out there.”

“Thanks, Johnson.”

I wrote a note for Iris and put it in front of the mirror on the dresser. “I’ve gone to the crime scene. Call your mother and arrange to go home. You’re a good kid. It was nice meeting you. Buck.” She was still sleeping when I left.

I found a breakfast café where I ordered some scrambled eggs and hash browns and more coffee. The motel coffee hadn’t been very satisfying.

By the time I arrived at the site, the boat was in the water. All the vehicles were parked on the opposite bank, so I continued down the highway until I came to a small bridge across the canal, turned right and then right again onto a dirt road that ran along the eastern side of the canal. When I pulled up beside the other vehicles – a pickup truck, boat trailer, crime scene van and an unmarked police sedan – a short, cleanly trimmed, black-haired Latino in a white shirt (spotted with sweat stains) and cotton trousers approached me.

“’You Jaspers?”

“Yes, I guess you’re Lieutenant Suarez?”

We shook hands. I said, “Anything yet?”

“No, the boat just got in. They’ve got sonar and will be going up and down every ten yards. I told ‘em to go a hundred yards each side of the smashed rail. No tellin’ how far the car floated before it sank. I hooked a couple things out of the water before the others got here. Have a look.”

I followed him over to a square of plastic sheeting spread out near his vehicle. On it were a Miami Hurricanes baseball cap and a small carryall that had been opened and its contents displayed – waterlogged male underwear, boxers. He said, “They were partially submerged near the bank.”

“I’m afraid I’m not going to have anything good to tell his father.”

“No, doesn’t look good” He pulled a notebook from his back pocket. “What are the names of the missing boys?”

“Fernando Concepción and Pablo Menendez.”

He wrote it down. “Were they students?”

“Yes, at M-U.”

“United States citizens?”

“No, Nano was from Mexico; Paulie, from Venezuela. A missing person report was filed by Nano’s father in Miami.”

“Good. I’ll let Miami know what we find.” He was a good detective, trying to fill in all the blanks.

I sat on the bank and watched the operation. Two men wearing wetsuits were in the boat. One was driving; the other was checking instruments. The boat did two circuits, and then on the third circuit about forty yards north of the bent railing in the middle of the canal, the men idled the engine and hovered over the sonar screen. The one who had been checking waved his right arm back and forth. I stood up. Lieutenant Suarez walked over, stood beside me and said, “They found something.” He yelled at the boat, “What’s up?”

“We got a strong positive!” the checker yelled. At the same time, the driver threw an anchored float over the side to mark the spot.

Then the two came into shore. Suarez and I helped secure the boat. The checker jumped out. “There’s definitely something large and metallic down there. But the water’s too murky to see. We’ll have to dive to check it out.” Both the driver and checker went to the crime scene van and pulled out two sets of scuba gear: tanks, masks and flippers. With expert and practiced grace they slipped the tanks on, tested each other’s oxygen and came quickly back to the bank, where they squatted, and donned the flippers and goggles. With no wasted motion like two sated giant frogs, they fell backwards into the canal.

They emerged seconds later and breaststroked over to the float. Then they did a last check of their masks and went down.

Suarez wrote furiously in his notepad, which was privileged. I would never see what was written there, but from his concentration, I gathered that he was recording as much as he could of everything that transpired, including the time and the weather (10:37 a.m., partly cloudy blue skies). He wanted not only the substance of what happened but also the sequence and any variables. While the divers were underwater, he bagged all the evidence that had been resting on the plastic sheeting and filed it inside the crime scene van. I liked him.

By the time he finished and stood beside me, the divers had been down twenty minutes. He said, “I need a smoke. You want one?”

“No, thanks, I quit many years ago.”

He lit a cigarette and took a short drag. “I should quit. Been working on it. I’m down to half a pack a day. When I’m tense, I really feel the need.”

“You don’t have to explain. I’ve been there myself. I wish smoking weren’t so bad for us. It was an enjoyable habit. I still miss it.”

He blew the smoke out and looked at me. “Are you an ex-cop? Lots of private cops are.”

“Not really, unless being an MP counts. I did that in the service for four years. While I was getting my bachelors in history, I also worked as a security guard. Took some criminology classes. Then studied psychology. Thought I’d be a teacher, but one year of that showed me teaching wasn’t just telling facts and explaining events. There was a lot more to it that I didn’t want to put up with. And then it dawned on me: what I liked about both psychology and history was unraveling the mystery of minds and social events. I realized that I was qualified to be a detective, got a license and started taking cases.”

“So how’s that? You making a living?”

“I struggled for a while because I had to figure out the business end of it. But I’m good at the detective part, so more and more cases came my way.”

“You work alone?”

“At first, but then I met another guy who was good, too, and we formed a partnership. Now we’ve got an office, a secretary, one practically full-time associate, and dozens of part-time operatives.”

“No kidding. That’s why you can afford a Z3.”

“No, the Z3 was practically a gift. We do all right, but we’re not rich.”

“Maybe I’ll get into that when I retire from here.”

I surprised him by saying, “I don’t think so. You’re a good detective and you’re organized and good with people. But you don’t strike me as a businessman. But if you stay with your job, you’ll rise and wind up running the department one day.”

He laughed and said, “Yeah, I suppose you got that right.”

“If you quit smoking.”

He threw the cigarette butt down and tapped the fire out. “I’m trying.”

The divers surfaced and swam to shore. We helped them out and the checker said, “It’s a red and white Toyota Samurai right side up, but no bodies.”

Suarez said, “Let’s hope alligators didn’t get them. Tell you what. You and Sam take the boat and drag up and down for floaters. I’ll walk the banks. Meet back here in two hours.”

He pulled out a cell phone and talked. “Dorinda, send a wrecker out here, one of the big ones. We’ve got to crank a car out of the canal.” He looked at me, “You want to walk the banks, too?”

“Sure.”

“Come here. I’ll give you one of these hooks.” He took me to the pickup and drew forth a long aluminum pole with a two-pronged hook on the end. “If you see something interesting, haul it out.” He took out another pole and we headed to the bank. “Why don’t you walk south and I’ll go north.”

I turned south and trudged the bank. I hadn’t gone thirty feet when I saw something incongruous and hooked it. It was the mate to the tennis shoe I had found yesterday. I set it on the bank and plodded on. I poked and nudged a few other items that turned out to be indiscriminate trash.

Just over a football field length from where I started, I poked at a leathery strip and jumped when the aroused alligator thrashed its tail and shot out into the middle of the black water. I watched it go, but it was a mere four feet long, not nearly big enough to consume a man. It stopped, turned sideways, so I could just make out the yellow reptilian eye with the slit of black pupil; then its body dropped tail first until just its head rested on the surface and only its eyes and nostrils above the water line, suspended like a raptor in a stiff wind, a silent and deadly hunter.

After I had gone at least three football fields, I turned back. In the distance, I could see a large tow truck bouncing down the dirt road toward the police cars. By then I was hot and thirsty. I traipsed back, dragging my pole on the ground behind me. I picked up the tennis shoe on the way and dropped it on Suarez’s plastic sheeting.

END of Chapter 6
 
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Monday, September 6, 2010

The most popular playwright of the Restoration


APHRA “ASTREA” BEHN




Any day that she saw light, she read,

Pleased by the words that brought

Her a studied imagination

Royally bent toward the king.

A Tory she was and said,

“As you think, so shall you be.”

She thought she was equal any man

That wrote a line and showed her

Regal master the scripted play.

Every day was a turning point

And a validation for all women

Bent to will of patriarchies,

Even those of court and common.

Her legacy was that all were

Noble in possibility and reach.



--April-May, 2009

"Aphra 'Astrea' Behn" is an acrostic poem, one in the series about women, especially those who had to fight for recognition in a male world.  These are collected in the unpublished Women and Love.  When I first discovered Behn, I was quite annoyed that she had not been presented in any of my undergraduate courses.  I read her play The Rover, or The Banish'd Cavaliers (1677) and enjoyed it.  Like the Elizabethan playwrights, those of the Restoration wrote under the glow of a monarchy and wrote with it in mind.  They enjoyed puns and tropes and schemes as much as the Elizabethans.  Of course, she can't compare with Shakespeare (Who can?), but she is comparable to the other playwrights.
 
Aphra Behn served as a spy for England during the war with the Dutch. She also wrote many poems and Oroonoko: or, the Royal Slave (1699), one of the earliest novels in English Literature.  Most of its main characters are black, and the narrative takes them from African royalty into slavery for the Europeans in the New World.  It is also a love story of loss, separation and rediscovery.
 
From what I have discovered, Aphra lived a bisexual life freely and openly, although she seemed to prefer women to men.  The Victorians could not abide such gender bending and shut her out of their canon of literature; therefore, her fame languished until the women's movement of the 20th century.
 
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Sunday, September 5, 2010

How crazy is Miami?


When I visited my son and grandson in Huntsville, his partner Heather asked me if Miami was as crazy as it seemed on television shows like Burn Notice.  My reply was that Miami was much different from most cities because of its huge immigrant population, but if one avoided drugs, gangs and other criminality, one could live relatively safely, but that every time I think it can't get any weirder, it does.

Here's an example that happened last week.

During my vacation break, I try to ramp up my exercise program to lose weight.  I had finally gotten back to bicycling the 15-mile round trip from my house to the ocean and back, with a brief dip in a tidal pool to cool off before the return leg.

I go early, so usually I'm the only one at the tidal pool.  I often beat the lifeguards, so I swim at my own risk.  But it's beautiful with the sun rising over the Atlantic, the water calm, only fish and birds stirring.  Maybe a slight breeze rippling among the palm trees.

That day, though, other people were there.  One car was parked in the lot, and a young Latino was sitting on a bench at the entrance to the beach as if waiting for something.  I walked by, said good morning, and went in and leaned my bike against a lifeguard stand.  Took off everything except my swimming trunks and went in.  A young couple was in the water and they were close together in a romantic embrace.  They may have been nude, but they never left the water while I was there.  The woman asked me if I was a lifeguard.  I said no, they don't come for a while yet.

I swam and paddled around for about 20 minutes, but I noticed that the woman kept looking my way, although her companion was entirely focused on her.  As I headed to the lifeguard stand to end my little dip, the guy that had been sitting outside came and asked how much longer they were going to be.  She said something like, "Relax, we'll be a while yet."

Here's what I thought.  The young couple were in love, and the guy was the woman's brother.  When I was a boy, my older sister often used me as a ruse in order to be with a boyfriend.

As I left, I asked the guy waiting outside the beach.  "Are you her brother?"

He said, "Nah, I ain't her brother."

"Well, you're a good friend then to cover for those two lovers."

"Ain't a friend.  She's my ------ [a Spanish word that I didn't recognize].  I pop her all the time.  I'll probably pop her today."

Then I realized that he was a pimp and she was his prostitute, and the John in the tidal pool had probably paid for the "girlfriend experience in the ocean."

I said, "Well, have a nice day," got on my bike and pedaled homeward.

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Saturday, September 4, 2010

a romantic French Canadian




A DREAM OF WATTEAU



By Emile Nelligan


When shepherds in evening’s russet twilight
Lead their great black goats by the flute’s gilded trill
To the home hamlet, from the hillocks,
They return along fields of prickly holly sprigs;


Bohemian schoolboys, souls free of strife,
Laden with nothing for a while and in days without anger,
In a recess from study, to the woods strewn with husks
We go, unbounded, give our ears to the cascade


Of the brook, in the dale along which runs the yelping
Little sheepdog of the easy-going sons of Pan,
Whose wailing whistle summons, far away.


Then, weary, we lie down, shivering to the bone
And, at times, radiant, in our palace of hay,
We lunch on the dawn and dine on the stars.

2007
 
This is my translation from the French.  Emile had an Irish father and a French mother.  Until he was twenty years old, he wrote and spoke wonderful poetry.  From then until his death he existed in mental institutions.
 
"Tragically, but perhaps not surprisingly, this highly intelligent, sensitive and literary young man, torn between two languages, two cultures and two parents, lurched into what may have been schizophrenia (the word was not used at the time). Diagnosed in August 1899, he entered the first of two psychiatric hospitals. He would never be cured.


During his four years as a teenage poet he had produced about 170 poems. He is now discussed, studied, and honoured as the most important poet of Quebec and as one of Canada’s most interesting and significant writers."--http://www.ballinagree.freeservers.com/emilnelligan.html

Look at Emile's young face.  Has there ever been a more romantic visage!

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Friday, September 3, 2010

Buck must find two missing college students Ch.5



ENCOMIENDA

Chapter 5




Two hours after I had picked up Iris, we arrived in Everglades City. Iris and I had had a serviceable conversation about the Renaissance and Shakespeare (I had been reading Hamlet). When I turned down the road to Everglades City, I stopped the car and insisted that Iris call her mother. Reluctantly she did.

She said, “Hi, Mom. I’m coming home today.”

. . . .

“No, I’m thumbing.”

. . . .

“With a private investigator. Dad’s already talked to him. All right!” She handed me the phone and stared out the window.

I said, “Hello, my name’s Buck Jaspers. I gave your daughter a lift. We’re stopping in Everglades City for lunch.”

“I’m her mother, Ruth Channing. Has she given you any trouble?”

“Not really.”

“She’s very willful.”

“Yes, I understand.”

“But she’s quite intelligent.”

“Yes, I understand.”

“Will you bring her home tonight?”

“It’s possible. If not, she’ll call you back.”

“Why wouldn’t it be possible?”

“I’m not on a pleasure trip. I’m here working a case. So, everything depends on the case.”

“Oh. Is it dangerous?”

“I can’t tell at this point.”

We said our goodbyes. Iris said, “Isn’t she pathetic?”

“How pathetic? She sounded like a concerned mother to me.”

She sighed. “Adults!”

I had brought my highlighted map and the pictures of the boys. After I stopped outside the Everglades Inn, a two-story brown brick building with rows of motel rooms facing the parking lot, I took the map and pictures inside with us. The restaurant was a one-story attachment to the motel. Its cypress interior was designed to appeal to hunters and fishers. Stuffed fish and gators and panthers and bobcats and deer adorned the walls. We sat at the counter and ordered ham sandwiches and coffee, which we took to a booth.

In the booth I spread out the map, the pictures and my pens and markers.

I noticed a lanky, mousy-haired waitress glaring at me with big brown eyes; we had probably taken one of her stations. I smiled and waved her over. “Is this your table?”

“Yes,” she said and defiantly folded her arms across each other.

“You can still earn a tip. I’m a private detective looking for some missing boys.” I showed her the pictures of Nano and Paulie. “They ate lunch here about a month ago. Do you remember them?”

She picked up the pictures, gave them a good stare. “A month ago? Could be. I couldn’t tell you for sure. They look like two guys that were here, but I couldn’t swear to it. We get a lot of business this time of year.”

“Let’s say the guys you remember were these two. What did they eat?”

“Well, if it was the two I’m thinking of, they had sandwiches and soft drinks. One of ‘em wanted a beer, but when I asked for ID, he changed his mind, said he left it in the car. That was the little-bit chubby one.”

“Did they talk about anything that you remember?”

“Not really. I mean I wasn’t standing around trying to listen. I had other customers. Besides, they spoke Spanish most of the time.”

“Thanks.” I slid a five-dollar bill to her.

She took it and put it in the pocket of her apron, spun around, stopped, turned back to me and pointed a finger at me. “Hey, I just remembered something else. When I brought their check over, they were arguing about the route. The thin one wanted to go I-75; the plump one, 29.”

“I thought you said they spoke Spanish.”

“Well, the names of the highways would be the same in any language, wouldn’t they?”

I pushed over another five spot. “Thanks. Keep thinking. Maybe you’ll remember something else before I leave.” She grabbed the bill and added it to her stash.

Then I noticed a big, muscular man watching me from the doorway to the storage area. His brown eyes were not friendly; indeed, beastly and menacing. He wore a thick, white apron smeared with blood and entrails from some slaughtered animal. In his bristling right hand, a meat cleaver hung with practiced ease. I smiled and he stepped back inside the doorway, vanished from my sight.

Iris said, “Can I look at the pictures?”

I handed them to her and she perused one after the other. She said, “Cute guys. Do they live in Miami?”

“Yeah.”

“Who hired you?”

“The father.”

“They’re brothers?”

“No, roommates.”

I ate slowly and looked over the map. The waitress’s tiny bit of data was important. I knew for certain now that the boys had planned to head north after lunch, which I would do also. There were two routes to I-75. They could’ve turned left and continued across the Trail, which would get them to an access area just below Naples, or they could’ve gone up State Highway 29 to Alligator Alley and then turned left. Either way was fairly direct with few stops or distractions along the way. Since both routes would get them to I-75 eventually and Paulie wanted to go 29, they probably did go 29. But if that were the case, why weren’t they arguing about Highway 41 versus Highway 29? That was the next junction and the most logical point to argue. Did Paulie want to go up quite a bit of 29? Was he looking for some local color as opposed to the monotony of the Interstate?

Who had been driving? If Nano drove from Miami to Everglades City, maybe Paulie took over after lunch. If Paulie were driving, he could make the decision. In fact, he could’ve made the decision to go all the way up 29 and then left on Highway 80 to Fort Myers, which would get them to I-75 much farther north.

The reason I didn’t like their going up I-75 was that it was so well traveled and patrolled that if they’d had any trouble, they would have been rescued or at least noticed. Besides, they had a cell phone. They could’ve called for help. On I-75, the only reason they couldn’t have called for help was that they were too badly injured or dead, in which case the police would’ve notified the parents.

The fact that their credit cards and cell phones had not been used after December 7 meant that they had been swallowed into a dark hole. I speculated that they drove up Highway 29 and then something happened. Between the hunting-fishing lodges of Everglades City and the burgeoning city of Fort Myers, something happened.

When we had both finished eating, I gathered my stuff and headed for the door. The waitress loped after me. “Mister, wait a minute, I remembered something else.”

I turned to face her.

She said, “They were driving a red and white car – that little Japanese SUV.”

“Sorry. I already knew that.”

She frowned and crossed her arms and gave me a disappointed look.

Before I got into my car, I called Caridad and told her to find out what the weather had been like in Collier County on December 7 of last year. Iris got into the car and waited for me.

As I returned my cell phone to its case, I sensed the presence of someone else near me and turned to see the brute butcher standing behind me. I smiled at him, as if I could tame a beast with my expression. I said, “Good morning.”

He huffed like a boar and said, “Why’re you flirtin’ wid Norma?”

“Excuse me?”

“You otta leave her ‘lone.”

“Is Norma the waitress? I wasn’t flirting, just asking questions.”

“I saw you givin’ her money. What you want fer the money?”

“I already got what I wanted.” As soon as I said that, I knew I had said it the wrong way because he could infer whatever he feared.

He raised the hairy paw with the cleaver in it. I knew I had to act fast. I whipped my right foot around, knocking his left ankle into his right ankle and followed through, so he went down like a hoofless swine. He hit the pavement hard and the cleaver flew away from his hand into some groundcover plants. The breath went out of him in a hapless squeal. He rolled over, groaned and covered his head and rubbed where his skull had connected with the planet. I stepped on his left knee, planting him solidly against the asphalt.

I said, “Listen, dude. I wanted information. I got information. That’s all I wanted. That’s all I got. You need to lighten up a little. Not everyone else wants your piece of meat.” I stepped away and left him groaning and rubbing his head.

I got into the blue Z3 and headed north on Highway 29.

Iris said, “Wow! That was da bomb! Where’d you learn that?”

“Don’t get too excited.”

For some reason, the incident made me think of Cyndi Katz, my former girlfriend and a profiler with whom I have worked. I guess I would protect and defend Cyndi with the same zeal as the butcher if I thought she were in danger. So many people think that what they have everyone else wants. Of course, I no longer had Cyndi in any practical sense of the word; I had her only in my memory.

Iris said, “That was so cool!” I ignored her.

When I came to the junction with Highway 41, I didn’t turn left; on my educated guess, I drove straight up Highway 29 . . . very slowly. In fact, I drove so slowly that every few miles a truck or a camper or a small car would catch me, honk and rumble past. I was looking for anything unusual on or next to the road.

Iris said, “What are you looking for?”

“A crash site.”

I passed through the hamlets of Copeland and Jerome. Once I came upon some skid marks that started on my side of the road, swerved across the yellow line, swerved back and finally swerved across the road into a ditch. I stopped the car, got out and ran across the road. The ditch was shallow, so the vehicle had been hauled away. What remained were the sprinkle of shattered windshield and a few rusting bits of metal that had been originally a metallic green. I felt both relieved and disappointed that the wreck hadn’t been the boys’.

Iris said, “That wasn’t it, huh?”

“No.”

“What color is the car again. I’ll help.”

“Red and white.”

When I reached Alligator Alley, I paused, then gunned the car across the intersection, up Highway 29, based on my hunch that the adventurous Paulie would take that less familiar route. I settled into second gear, so I was moving no more than twenty miles an hour. I grew excited because running alongside the right-hand side of the road was a wide, deep canal – black water with banks overgrown with brush and a waist-high rail to keep vehicles out of the water. And a few hundred yards from the intersection the rail had been split. I braked, stopped. I stared at the break in the rail, but then I realized that the frayed ends of the broken rail were thoroughly rusted and that the brush around the crash site couldn’t have recovered so much in a month. This was a much older accident.

I drove on, braking at each skid mark or bent and smashed rail. But each time the signs weren’t right. I passed through Sunniland.

About fives miles north of Sunniland, I saw a slight dent in the railing and the top of the rail folded over like a pouting lip toward the deep, black water. I pulled over, stopped the car and got out. There were no skid marks, but there was a gouge in the earth before the railing as if some large beast had clawed into the dirt before leaping the barrier. And the brush had been scythed away and some remnants hung limp and drying from the railing in the light breeze. This was fresh enough.

I heard the passenger door open and said, “Iris, stay in the car.”

“Is this it . . . what you’re looking for?”

“Maybe.”

I went to the bent railing. I stood and gaped at smears of red and white paint on the silvery rail. On the top of the rail. I leaned over and looked into the water. The sun glinted off the black surface. How deep was it? Thirty or forty feet? It was three times that wide. I slid over the railing. If they hadn’t been able to get out of their seat belts, then they would be down there in the black depths on an eternal ride. I looked around for a sign. There were discarded drink bottles floating near the bank and a Nike tennis shoe, one of those hundred dollar shoes with air pockets and night-lights. I broke off a withered branch and fished out the shoe. Of course it was soaked, but it looked new; the sole wasn’t worn down, and it was just the thing a well-off college kid would buy. I tossed it up near my car, and looked some more.

Farther up the canal, I noticed a piece of paper snagged on some brush near the edge of the water. I worked my way over, twice slipping and getting my right foot wet. Holding onto the brush with my left hand, I leaned over and picked the soggy paper gently off the twigs it was snagged on. I took it up the bank over the railing and laid it on the hood of my car. The print was badly faded, but I could see the outlines of a familiar map, but with more detail than the one I remembered. In the center of the map was a star faded to pink and the faded letters announcing Dolores Street. I held the paper and walked away from the car.

I walked back to the car. Iris was standing in front of it. She said, “This is it, isn’t it? You found it! Definitely cool.”

I reached inside my car and pulled out the cell phone. I dialed information and was rerouted to the local sheriff’s office. I reported the accident and waited, drinking from an Evian bottle. I was not looking forward to telling Señor Concepción that his son was dead, probably drowned in a canal murky with muck and pesticides.

Iris said, “Can I have some water, too?”

I pulled out an unopened bottle of Evian and handed it to her. She opened it and took a long swig. I watched her drink. She looked Native American because of the long, straight black hair, the brown eyes and her high cheekbones, although her skin was pale.

I said, “You look like you have some Indian in you. Do you know?”

“Dad’s grandfather was supposedly a Cherokee. Do you have children?”

“No, never been married.”

“You don’t have to be married to have children.”

“I know how it works, but I’m kind of traditional when it comes to having children. I’d want to make sure I was with the right person and we had the right situation to bring a child into.”

“You can use my testimony – ping-ponging between coasts to see each of my parents is crazy.”

END of Chapter 5
 
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